• Doctor: Okay I'm putting you on a new medication
  • Me: I'm afraid I'll gain weight…
  • Doctor: Don't worry! This drug is weight neutral!
  • Me *Gains 8,000 pounds*
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my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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you don’t really even have to use your imagination for this one


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my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

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harry spitting water and he was literally on the ground! 08/29/14

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Chicago 29.08

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huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

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He was beautiful like a song. The kind of song you play over and over and never get sick of hearing. 
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how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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This is a waking nightmare

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My goal for school this year


To be the hot mysterious punk rock girl that sits alone in every class that guys are too scared to talk to but can’t stop looking at

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Every time I shut my eyes I panic and my heart races all the while I feel like I can’t move or breath

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