spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

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soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

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gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

image

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pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

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myskinnylife:

Tumblr has taught me more about memes, skeletons, anime titties, vaporwave, eating ass etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time

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only 2012 kids remember this

  • tourist: excuse me, could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
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emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

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louisforlunch:

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awkwardeyebrows:

Joshhhhhhh

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Title: Migraine
Artist: Twenty one pilots
Album: Vessel
Plays: 122

thevioletday:

365 days of music

   Day: 2

Am I the only one I know

Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat

Shadows will scream that I’m alone

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••[truth]•
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earthdad:

i walk this lonely road….

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intenselouis:

hugslourry:

one direction are officially the RICHEST people in the uk under the age of 30

On£ Dir£ction

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howshouldweputbollywoodgently:

WHEN I AM CELEBRATING FESTIVALS

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